Dream Note

I am Craig. I am a comedian who specializes in irony and internet trolling. With nine others, I came to an event where each of the ten comedians sat around a stadium, and had their own opening sequences with dancers and cheerleaders, as we gathered around the stadium. We were about to debate about the psychology behind ethics.

We were about to have a talkshow together, where we tried to entertain the audience, but also tried to debate the topic. The one who entertained and made the best points during the debate would win. 
One of the other comedians, M, dominated the audience with his dark comedy, and gave valid arguments. I then left for a while and found a cat I befriended for the rest of the show, who ended up scaring the president of the event so much he made me win, because I managed to prove a point through analogy. Apprently my skills in internet trollling were so good it even carried on to real life with the event.

I read an article about the show a few weeks later, and apparently the next talkshow was to be about country alliances. Immediately, some comedians made videos about the topic to gain more people on their side.

M made a video in which he talked about Indonesia's prostitution rate. How, apparently, 70% of clothes designed for women in Indo literally burn up at night, forcing the women to be prostitutes. He also talked about how many Indo women are actually masochists who likes to torture people, and he used skeletons found on islands as proof of his claim.